SO HEP

He suffers from a socially acceptable addiction,
black coffee no sugar no cream
He’s reading Dosdoyevsky and he’s learning French
He says he’s going to expatriate with all his friends
He spent his teen years drinking
While his parents paid the tab because he’s so hep

He doesn’t own a suit
He says he’ll never cut his hair
All his credit cards say check and all his checks say cash
I’m sure I’d remember him fondly if I could pick him out of a line-up
I guess he’d be the one with 11211 son written on the side of his water gun 
He’s so hep, he’s so smooth

So just love him
Take him high into the clouds
And talk to him about Vince Vaughn
Cause he loves him
Oh, he loves that man
He’s so hep, he’s so smooth